To envy a crackwhore

You know it's bad when you are watching the crazy lady on COPS barricade herself under her neighbors trailer and you think, "hmm ... she's lucky." See, she's so crazy, she doesn't know that she is crazy. She doesn't know that everyone just watched her on COPS and thinks she's crazy. She just thought that in her little crazy world, her neighbor's trailer was "SAFE!" from whatever invisible ooglies are out there chasing her. Oh blessed ignorance... of crack... nevermind.