1. Jamming sharp objects into my eyeballs
2. Combing out my extensions (while not on my head)3. Stalking people on MySpace
4. Organizing my fork drawer
5. Organizing anything for that matter
6. Taking my car to get washed for the first time since I bought it 3 years ago
7. Writing blogs that no one will read
8. Clipping my toenails
9. Waiting on the side of the road for someone to bring me a gallon of gas to get me to the next gas station
10. Looking at my new cleavage in various cleavage-bearing shirts
11. Looking at my new extensions on the dresser and imagining how they will look untangled and on my head
12. Watching 5 Lifetime original movies in a row
13. Counting how many open beverage containers I have on my desk right now (4)
14. Talking to gay boys on IM
15. Watching all episodes of Flavor of Love in one day, fast-forwarding through the commercials
16. Adding 100's of movies to my Netflix queue.
17. Trying to figure out how to spell "queue" (qeue?, queu?)
18. Thinking about how "queue" doesn't even sound like a word anymore
19. Looking at a blank wall for an hour
20. Contemplating the Platypus. Is it mammal or bird? What is it? (Plus–it’s fun to say!)
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